sam + sex
#what makes me so sad #is that all of his partners after jessica are all brunette #the only time he ever slept with a women with blonde/light hair was when he had no soul #he doesn’t want anyone who resembles jess even in the slightest #because /no one/ can ever replace her #hold me while i cry
pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story
if it’s any consolation, the part of Vergil’s Aeneid where they’re eating food on…
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
can’t reblog this fast enough.
Fucking hate this shit.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
together they’re a gas station
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant
this is it
this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
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